Monday, October 31, 2011

I Scare the Dead...Happy Halloween

I Scare the Dead

Back in the day when kids were kids
And we never saw the hate

We could walk for miles all night long
For four bags of chocolate

Big grocery store bags for sure
No danger and nicely cute

I remember the day it changed
Razors appeared in the fruit

The crazy old lady down the block
Cut little girls’ hair, the Bitch

But now, at last, I don’t need wigs
To look like an aged witch

I’m hunchbacked from MS and age
And terrify the dead men

Who haunt Facebook and the chat rooms
Looking for a younger hen

And if the ghosts and goblins come
I know to just tell them “Boo!”

They’ll run away from my candy door
And never again haunt Sue

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