My attempts at "Haiku" Apologies to the Land of Japan

Over Here! Look Over Here!
Over Here at Me! I am
Waving my Hand!

Bad Poetry Is
The Refuge Of the Whiny
Intellectual.

Frozen Water And
Frozen Heart.  Will Spring Bring a
Thaw To All Rivers?

I WIll Never Again
Offer Apologies For
The Immutable.

Why is Arrogance
And Self-Absorption Like
Catnip to me? Mom?