Getting My Ducks in A Row (Stop Quacking!)

Blueberries, strawberries,

Bananas, raspberries

And pineapple

Blend it with bran

And fruit juice

And freeze in half cups

Take the grass fed beef

And free range chicken

And divide it up

4 ounces per day

Make three different soups

Of beans and vegetables.

My freezer is full now

I have all that I need

The blizzard chest

Is full of canned food

And boxed soy

And rice milk

I have dish soap

And laundry soap

And shampoo

And batteries

And toothpaste

All of it low fat

And low salt

And without wheat.

My life is

Perfectly

Under
Control

And perfectly boring

Even with the theater

Even with the gym

Even with church

Even with my friends

Even with the politics

I would rather

Be young

And dance

And make love

And drink

Diet Coke

But

I will finally

Clean the apartment

And watch the news

And

Read these

Bloody books