Shakespeare never
spent a day playing with wire
Assuring all routers
were reset fast
And wee Mousie wasn’t
moving sans fire
Wishing said problem
was all of Comcast
Alas, there is no
strapping male to help
I will not call out
to Xfinity
Moments I wish to throw
MAC to the kelp
I lost my programming
divinity!
Fie on thee, box of
flashing disco light
And bitch, tell me
not that there’s no outage
Customer Service
abandons the fight
Abandons me to jiggle
my outrage
I finally miss that UME
perk
To call MIS, let them
make it work
i give up. i thought united media was UM. what's UME?
ReplyDeleteUnited Media Enterprises. That's what we called it.
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