Sunday, July 25, 2010

Reinhard Rule of Riting #1


Always remember that no matter how wonderful, witty, or profound your script may be, there is a limit to the human bladder. If the act goes over one hour, you will hear rumbling and after more than an hour, some folks, especially folks like me with MS bladder, will have to take a fast run to the facilities. You can throw the Snit from Hades about it, but when they gotta go, they gotta go. Give them regular breaks and they will be much happier viewers and can take time to applaud at the end, rather than having to leap over exiting audiences to get to the shiny white throne. And why are there NEVER enough for women?

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