Sonnet 98 -- Life is More Than Sex and Romance
I
don’t live in a theatrical script
Nor
in the Most Magical Place on Earth
“Happy
Ever After” leaves me feeling gypped
As it’s too late now for houses and
birth.
Marriage is more about mealtime than sex
And
Romance withers when the bills come due
Got
some idea what a guy expects
And
the message is she’s nothing like Sue
But
you are as big a fool as I am
If
you think that all that matters is bed
Men,
without money, chicks won’t give a damn
Women,
Love Sweet Love won’t comfort the dead
So
I wish you all to find perfection
Just
don’t look for it in an erection
